I never beat anyone up but some kids Used to try to take me on To prove themselves and I’d have to Put down their little rebellions gently Love don’t leave with them I’m just joking about the blood I’m too old Come here and let me tell you my real name If you promise not to tell it To anyone with balls attached to a battery I wonder if you knew this morning When I was thinking about murdering Every male within a 75-mile radius Just to keep them from you
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