ACT TWOSCENE ONE(The street. NARRATOR enters. ANGEL enters, with PROSTITUTES like a bodyguard.)NARRATOR: Good to see you back again. ANGEL: Oh yeah, a spell in the lock-up,
NARRATOR: Cavity search. Open season on any woman.
NARRATOR, ANGEL, PROSTITUTES (together):
NARRATOR: but Fred Nile is in touch with the beating
ANGEL: They went close to something.
NARRATOR: Behold the handmaid of the world. ANGEL: Be it done to me according to the word. (PROSTITUTES exit.)NARRATOR: So how long are you going to work this street. Surely it's time to move on? There are riper pickings on the other side of town, or maybe around Fremantle. ANGEL: This street is ordered confusion.
(During following TWO PROSTITUTES cross stage and 'slash' ANGEL with lipstick and exit. TWO OTHER PROSTITUTES cross stage and slap/smudge ANGEL'S face, and exit.)I don't wallow in the filth or float ethereally; no Manichaean take on council rates. I've worn wigs and sat in on meetings. So excited to have a new face they didn't even recognise their nemesis. And I got that idea from Star Trek. NARRATOR: Boldly going where no man has gone before!
ANGEL: If I let them contain me
(JACK enters. NARRATOR withdraws and watches from a distance.)ANGEL: Jack, you're my man. JACK: I'm nobody's man. ANGEL: You're a man's man.
JACK: What are you implying? ANGEL: That you like your body.
JACK: What's it to you? ANGEL: Words don't work for this.
(ANGEL and JACK take up parodic tango drop position. ANGEL starts caressing JACK but this turns into a search inside his coat.)JACK: I am a creative person. I am your agent. A spiritual mentor, a physical protector. ANGEL: A provider. You are
JACK: But I don't need you, Angel. (JACK drops ANGEL and moves away. NARRATOR crosses to help ANGEL.)I'll do okay when our partnership breaks up. In fact, I'm thinking of registering for the small business incentive scheme. I've got a plan. NARRATOR: Jack, the man with the plan. JACK: Butt out of it. (JACK and ANGEL exit. STREETPEOPLE enter.)There's that bitch There's that shit There's the vigilante clutch The god-blessed creep who runs this street The god-sucked geek who whacks his meat Who blocks her snatch Who ties his cock Put cling wrap round their private parts Pull up the sheets and sniff their farts Put shit upon the queens and tarts Take notes on those upon the street Live lives unblessed by joy and grief (Rhythm change) Live their lives in a ditch Upstanding cits Upstanding what? Upstanding shits Upstanding what? Upstanding... ALL: So high phallic monuments... ALL: So low to perverted... ALL: So down visions. ALL: Go down
(STREETPEOPLE 'go down' into a tangled and writhing heap on the stage and remain there as lights change into next scene.)
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