The man with a sore throat
and Annotations towards the abolition of men
Poems by Tony Beyer
The man with a sore throat
1 pilots and their brides in wartime married in uniform perms and lipstick smiles our mums and aunties wore so well 2 the sparrows in the trees in Willis St at dusk aren’t the same sparrows as forty years ago but sound the same their plainly spoken language passed down intact through generations recalling by name from their country of origin the martyr Chidiock Tichborne many voices all at once 3 at Pegasus I buy Saki Turgenev and Bob Orr separate tracks that coincide for now in the erratic traverse of my reading that has sought out so many destinations this city under cold blue Saturday light beautiful as the colours in Milli’s paintings in the gallery Peter McLeavey still haunts in his hat city of part of our youth only partly forgotten even the beggars offer to tell us jokes 4 the man with a sore throat is an agent unaware of who controls him trickling through the city unaware too that his touch momentary and insubstantial as an ant’s may ignite destabilising consequences a spillage of the usual conditions into chaos on the bus in a mask in the pub with a glass he is indistinguishable and deadly 5 up Holloway Rd the focus of protest has shifted from Yanks out of Vietnam and French nuclear testing in the Pacific to environment and gender concerns some of the old signage is still visible faded or obscured by new plant growth on the weed-governed banks goats radiate at the ends of their chains and gaze down disinterestedly a boy with red hair dribbles turns sets up and shoots clattering the hoop on the long path to representative selection everywhere damp and secluded the houses are yet a community the right to park cars is a big issue 6 in the hotel watching the ABs v Tonga farce which did nobody any good a training run for us and an embarrassment for both teams a lot going on in town though parties dressed up for this and other occasions free for an infinitesimal pause from business and government viral peril and restraint except for the ones who bed down in sleeping bags in city corners and know all too well what tomorrow will bring 7 sadness of the Sunday father dredging the recent past for common ground the son sits very upright while the daughter tends to twist and fidget in her chair they have no friends their own age here and are too polite to resort to their phones (though he would be too polite to upbraid them) the museum was last time the zoo before that in either case too much reality 8 now nearly everything hamburgers beverages taxi or shuttle rides is channelled through the anonymity of the electronic ether a live human voice advising me on the phone to have a good day is almost comforting 9 Unity Books staunch as ever pillar and defender of all that is currently correct in terms of identity stance or ethnicity where my son felt almost intimidated purchasing a title by old white anglo Graham Greene a favourite undiminished by fashion or time 10 a lot of girl students come up the lift from town then through the hotel lobby to their hostel across the road huffy as if everyone’s trying to hit on them or in groups giggling about men often they are far from home lonely for a word or touch that compromises nobody 11 René Magritte’s boots have waited so long for Godot the feet have worn through two sets of pale toes on the gravelly ground among matchsticks a flattened cigarette end coins paper scraps and the artist’s name in black like a misplaced shoelace
Annotations towards the abolition of men
i sperm can be frozen to be used later or harvested fresh in future from adolescent males before elimination ii heavy labour with the exception of childbirth becomes the province of robots programmed from a feminine point of view (gynoids) iii leaders will assert themselves on the basis of merit as is the case in natural matriarchies iv other than incapacity there will be no restrictions on the right to bear or not to bear children v the term gynaecology is to be replaced by the terms health care or medicine vi no war so no warriors heroes or martyrs vii love which was anyway a male myth invented to control women need never have entered into it
Tony Beyer writes in Taranaki, New Zealand. His print titles include Anchor Stone (2017) and Friday Prayers (2019), both from Cold Hub Press. Recent poems have appeared in international online journals Hamilton Stone Review, Meniscus, Molly Bloom, Mudlark, Otoliths and Tarot.
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