Fractions
Five out of four people have trouble with fractions. — Stephen Wright
Remember Solomon from the Bible? Well, he was wrong: anything can be divided, even a mother’s body, without prompting virtue in at least one of her children. She’s dead, of course, unlike the infant in the story, and in theory no more damage can be done to her, but her memory is whole; her spirit is whole. Who wants another round of motherhood, being ripped to shreds by the snarling wolves of want? Who wants to spend eternity in so many dens at once? The crematorium is king now, dispensing its fiery wisdom or what passes as wisdom: the body without shape. Like cockroaches after the apocalypse, acrimony shall prevail. Bring in the lawyers. “You will each get one-fifth of your mother’s remains.” Although every child says he should get all of her, my claim—I know, I know— seems more reasonable. After all, I protected her with my skull, with my ten-year-old bones. Would that she were a fifth of Jack Daniels! We’d sit at a bar until we were toast, burnt beyond recognition, which is just how she liked her toast. She was the one who taught me fractions, a family’s improper ones.
Ralph James Savarese | Scan
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