Effendi Billabong

Those were the good old days 
when men were wicked and women were kind. 
A bishop hangs upside down in a house of acrobats 
while the sun plays chess with the moon.  
             Truth be told, 
the last war was a godsend to the likes of Effendi Billabong, 
little gangster, little coward — never liked him. 
                           Table-tennis champion of Bosnia, 
                           during the siege of our town, his house 
                           purred like a cat, electricity all year round, 
                           diesel for the generator, smuggled over Serb lines.
                           Cigarettes, beer and wine — import, export — 
                           the Ukrainians were easy to bribe, 
                           the Canadians were sticky. 
                           Effendi has a big mouth, he loved to show 
                           journalists old VHS cassettes of burning houses.   
                                         We had to use cold weapons that night —
                                         he told the man from the New York Times —
                                         this is the house of a man named Ratso. 
                                         He killed three of my men, so we torched it. 
                                         Tough luck! 
                           Two months before the town fell, 
                           he was helicoptered out. After the war, 
                           he owned a gym — steroids, biceps. 
                                         He told the people what they wanted to hear.
                                                       We are warriors, they are cowards. 
                                                       I’ll avenge your dead. Your murdered child.  
                                                                     False gods always change suffering into violence.

Laurence O’Dwyer | Mulberry Tree
Contents | Mudlark No. 75 (2023)