The Donkey of Spain

He’s telling me now about the Holy Roman Emperor,  
Charles bought the crown with money from the Hanseatic League. 
The pope gives thanks to god for the gold of the Fuggers; 
usury is forbidden to muslims so they rely 
on the House of Mendes, Jews thrown out of Spain 
by Charles’ father — light travels easily through the crystal of the state. 
Never call that donkey an emperor — 
the vizier was a little touchy when it came to titles, 
he had a crown made in Venice to rival Charles’ gaudy helmet. 
The water of a fountain is more brilliant than heaven 
but Spaniards are dazzled by silly things — crystals, gems — 
he had to translate everything into a language they could understand. 
He signed treaties. He wrote letters:

Laurence O’Dwyer | A Letter to Charles V of Spain
Contents | Mudlark No. 75 (2023)